#ukrainian dancer who everyone in the main family (except the dad) had sex with
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this is the funniest fucking book ive ever read
#characters so far include:#ukrainian dancer who everyone in the main family (except the dad) had sex with#girl who gets off to cyberbullying people on twitter#brazilian massager who speaks in the third person and is transphobic#but its okay because when he told his priest his priest said he was going to hell anyways for being gay#a ghostwriter who ended up getting mauled by a lion#im like a quarter in and there are so many instances where the dialogue has just made me cackle#i might buy the book for myself honestly (i got it from the library)
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